Opening Gags - Series 41 Episode 6

ROY: Thank you very much, folks, and welcome to the show. The show that does for the news what does for grovelling! Good, eh, wasn't it, eh? Apparently the editor's having second thoughts about running pictures of the other royal video they bought - It's romping with ! Although that one's probably true!

But meanwhile the say  appeal to the chattering clases. Yeah, that's the pensioners who can't afford to heat their homes since the on fuel!

Did you see that blamed a computer error, after a customer recieved a bill for over 10 million quid. That's right - they sent her Cedric Brown's last wage slip by mistake!

what about thos pictures of giving  a kiss eh? Is there no end to the misery for this man?

Another survey found out that the most unfaithful women in this country live in. Well, youv'e all heard of going on the, haven't you, eh? There's one in there somewhere -  that one!

Still abroad, did you see the bloke, a candidate in, is to appear naked in  Magazine. Well that will make a change - a politician who's showing em rather than talking em!