John and Norma Major - 1996 Tory Conference


 * NORMA: Oh, John.
 * JOHN: What is it now, Norma? I'm trying to write my keynote speech, setting out our policies for the next election!
 * NORMA: That's very dynamic of you, beloved. How far have you got?
 * JOHN: Well, I've written my name at the top in my best handwriting, and underlined it!
 * NORMA: But what about the policies. my charasmatic leader?
 * JOHN: Well, I'm just waiting for to tell me what they should be!  Anyway, what were you going to say?
 * NORMA: Well, only that my favorite bit of being the Prime Minister's wife is to share the best room in a posh seaside hotel every year, just you and me together.
 * JOHN: And Teddy, of course!
 * NORMA: Well, I shall miss it next year. Won't you?
 * JOHN: WHAT?!
 * NORMA: Well, you know dearest.
 * JOHN: Yes I do know! I know I fully expect to keep my job for another five years at least!
 * NORMA: Yes, but that's what said!