The Burgular's Daughter

Intro
ROY: Now, unless you're listening to the repeat, today is, in honour of which, I shall now give a short recitation, spoken from the mouth, entitled 'The Burgular's Daughter', or Robbery with Violence. DUM DUM Thank you.

Recitation
A young lady burgular in Gloucester, was doing her burglary stuff, when the man of the house came across her, stark naked he was, in the buff. DUM DUM They both stood and looked at each other. The man gave a short nervous cough. Then quick as a flash, She said bugger the cash, Grabbed his family jewels and ran off!